10 Commandments of a Teen
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parent r sleepin ( y wait??)
2. Thou shall not do drugz ( alcohol lasts longa)
3. Thou shall not steel from K-Mart (Targert has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not get arrested 4 vandalism (destruction has a bigga effect)
5. Thou shall not steel from thy parents ( every1 knows grandma has more $)
6. Thou shall not get in2 fights ( jus start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class ( jus take da whole day off!!)
8. Thou shall not strip in class (hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think bout havin sex (as Nike sayz jus do it)
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross da street (jus leave them in da middle) |
A Bitch Is A Dog, Dogs Bark, Bark Is A Part Of A Tree, Trees Are Part Of Nature, Nature’s Beautiful, So If U Eva Call Me A Bitch Again, Thanks For The Compliment |
